The table set up and ready for ....who knew what?
The four players (all of whom should have know better) were John (Capt. D'eath), Kayte (Mrs Fred), Jerry (Comrade Wrist) and Martin (Col. Incognito).
The funeral cortege trundles along at a respectful pace.
The local emergency services were on standby.
Tension builds as the cortege reaches a corner. Note the bunch of P.O.O.F.S near the school bus...
Stay tuned for the next load of old nonsense....
*saying this is much funnier if you can manage a Dundee accent.