All ready to er, pose it's pont I suppose.
Here a pair of French officers look it over during acceptance trials. Let's listen in...."Mais le pont est en plastique de merde - et c'est un camion de métal. Entend-il prendre du poids?"*
"Eh bien Christ remercier pour cela. Si elle avait rompu que c'était ma pension de descendre aux chiottes!"**
Don't you just love a happy ending?
* But the bridge is plastic crap - and that's a truckload of metal. Will it take the weight?
** Well thank Christ for that. If it had broken that was my pension going down the crapper!