The Daily Snooze 10 April 1912
Naval flotilla dispatched to Vulgaria!
"Send a gunboat" urges Empress
The note read simply "Ha ha."
A considered response was then sent by HM Government and delivered by Sir Morris. Our source at the Foreign and Colonial Office has suggested that the response included the wording "Who are you laughing at you bunch of pointy-helmeted jessies?"
The latest Vulgarian message includes an expression which has no direct equivalent in Anglophone. Roughly translated, however, it reads "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."
|Ships of the Anglophobian fleet pictured en route to Vulgaria|