Wednesday 6 January 2016

A sound SPANKing

A recent 'restructure' of the Forbodian security services has been followed by what we decadent capitalists would call a 'corporate rebranding'.  The now-discredited SPARK (Special Police And Revolutionary Kommissars) has been swept away and replaced by a new organisation headed up by the much-feared Colonel R Klebb.  The  Colonel's new organisation delights in the name of 
Secret Police And Naughtiness Kommissars, or SPANK.  
Col. Klebb and a lackey tour the front line during last year's Neue Stan Halle game.  Rumours abound that the assistant's main jobs are opening Vodka bottles and lighting the Colonel's (Cuban) cigars...
The Colonel travels in a rather splendid Volga motor car...
...while her less equal comrades must endure the more proletarian Zhiguli.  That's a Lada 1600 to you decadent westerners.
Here the comrades issue a SPANKing to a mortar battery which keeps missing it's target.

See also my earlier post .

10 comments:

Peter Douglas said...

Oooh Col. Klein, I've been a naughty boy!

Geordie an Exiled FoG said...

Madness ..
But compelling ..
I am eyeing up my son's 54mm figures covetously ...
Must resist :)

Game on Tim

Conrad Kinch said...

Great stuff Tim. Did I ever send you my military police rules for LW?

Don M said...

Was wondering where the ex wife has gotten to...... ;-)

Paul Foster said...

Speechless!

Tim Gow said...

Peter Douglas
I don't doubt it!

Tim Gow said...

Geordie
You will be assimilated comrade....

Tim Gow said...

Conrad Kinch
Your Military Police rules sound interesting - please send them!

Tim Gow said...

Don M
Col. Klebb would like to know what happened to the last 10 years' alimony payments....

Tim Gow said...

Paul Foster
Speechless? You? Result!