A sound SPANKing

A recent 'restructure' of the Forbodian security services has been followed by what we decadent capitalists would call a 'corporate rebranding'.  The now-discredited SPARK (Special Police And Revolutionary Kommissars) has been swept away and replaced by a new organisation headed up by the much-feared Colonel R Klebb.  The  Colonel's new organisation delights in the name of 

Secret Police And Naughtiness Kommissars, or SPANK.  

Col. Klebb and a lackey tour the front line during last year's Neue Stan Halle game.  Rumours abound that the assistant's main jobs are opening Vodka bottles and lighting the Colonel's (Cuban) cigars...

The Colonel travels in a rather splendid Volga motor car...

...while her less equal comrades must endure the more proletarian Zhiguli.  That's a Lada 1600 to you decadent westerners.

Here the comrades issue a SPANKing to a mortar battery which keeps missing it's target.

See also my earlier post .