This game, played on 6 November at Sheffield Wargames Society followed on from our last outing to Darkest Africa. See the earlier post for an outline of the game mechanisms. Here are the player briefings. Next time we'll see the action unfolding. Or just unravelling......
Personal
briefing – President Fred - played by Kayte
You are the
democratically elected and benign ruler of the small African state of Ph’tang,
your party P.O.N.G. (the Ph’tangi Organisation for National Glorification) having
swept to victory at the last election.
And the one before that. Under
your direct command is your devoted (and well remunerated) bodyguard, The
Purple Helmets.
You also have at your service a loyal unit of
the Ph’tangi Army, namely F.R.O.L.I.C. –
formerly under the command of your loyal but sinister subordinate Captain
D’eath who, after his televised massacre of civillians and elephants is now in
hiding..
Objectives:
- Survive and
cling to power.
- Repel the attack
on Ph’tang and inflict a defeat on the Leftist Army of Darkest Africa
(LADA)
- Display the
exaggerated mannerisms of a comedy dictator.
Fred's armoured column advances |
Personal
briefing – Captain D’eath - played by Mark
You were until recently are the
loyal and trusted sidekick to President Fred of Ph’tang. Your career took a turn for the worse when you
were filmed killing civillians and (more shockingly) elephants!
Objectives:
- Carry out a
dramatic act of service to Fred which will get you back in to his inner
circle.
- Take revenge agains
any western journalists – especially TV crews – for the damage done to
your career.
- Kill any wiildlife in the area.
Capt. D'eath's 'Sultana' APC |
Personal
briefing – The Limp Wrist - played by Martin
You are the shadowy and mysterious
leader of a popular (well not that popular) uprising against the evil
dictatorship of President Fred. Your organisation, The Peoples Organisation For
Socialism (P.O.O.F.S.) is covertly backed by the Cuban sponsored Leftist Army
of Darkest Africa (L.A.D.A.) which has invaded Ph’tang in support of your
cause..
Objectives:
- Become the
internationally recognised leader of the Ph’tangi people.
- Acquire more
military hardware – the more the better!
- Include a load
of Marxist claptrap in every argument.
- Act in a rather
camp manner.
A bunch of P.O.O.F.S.
Personal
briefing – Captain Hertz Van Rental - non player
You are a young officer of the Royal
Dutch Marines currently on UN peacekeeping duty on the border between Ph’tang
and Z’tumto. President Fred of Ph’tang
has given his permission for UN casualties to be flown out from the local
airport. On the face of it this is a
generous offer, but as he is known to be a ruthless dictator his motives must
be open to doubt. It is likely that Ph’tang will soon descend into unrest if
not full civil war.
Objectives:
- Get the
casualties safely to the airport and thence away by helicopter.
- Avoid becoming
involved in any factional fighting in Ph’tang.
- Ensure you
feature prominently and positively in any TV coverage.
The UN column
Personal
briefing – Colonel Incognito - played by John
You are the Cuban ‘adviser’ to and
thus de facto commander of L.A.D.A. (the Leftist Army of Darkest Africa).
Having assembled your forces in nearby Zoone, you are invading Ph’tang and
putting the country to the fire and sword in the interests of peace and
stability. You have instructed the local revolutionaries to take action, and it
is better that they sustain the casualties, rather than losing your expensively
trained regulars…
Objectives:
- Depose the
fascist President Fred.
- Exercise control
over the leader of the Ph’tangi rebels.
- Achieve a major
military victory.
- Include a load
of Marxist claptrap in every argument.
L.A.D.A. on the move.
Personal
briefing – Roger Mellie - non player
You are a hard-drinking veteran
journalist and were in Ph’tang a few months ago to cover the election (and the
subsequent unrest). You have recenty
flown back to cover the expected invasion of the country by the Cuban-backed
Leftist Army of Darkest Africa.
Objectives:
- Secure footage of actual combat.
- Present a dramatic 30-60 second
report each turn.
- Emerge alive (and preferably
drunk) with your reputation enhanced.
Just excellent - I love it.
ReplyDeleteMSFoy
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you should be worried by that!
It was an excellent game, the company making it doubly so. Thank you to all those involved.
ReplyDeleteMark Hides
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it. The full sordid tale will soon be revealed to an expectant world....
Epic Stuff!
ReplyDeleteI see what I missed now- oh well, put me down for the next one though please. :)
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Pete.
Looking good so far Tim!
ReplyDeleteHi Tim
ReplyDeleteIt will be a sad day indeed if Pres Fred pops his clogs. Start lining up his descendants, Africa just wouldn't be the same without these types.
Regards
Cool post, very original Tim
ReplyDeleteGeordie
ReplyDeleteAll the stranger that you never see Ph'tang in the papers!
Pete
ReplyDeleteFletcher Pratt on the 20th! Text or ring me to discuss....
Paul Foster
ReplyDeleteI know you are a big fan of Fred's approach to er, 'democracy'...
Arthur
ReplyDeleteBest send your CV in now....
Al
ReplyDeleteJust another day in Ph'tang....
Heh heh, nice one, Tim.. I think some of my staff might agree with you, too.
ReplyDeleteCome over here some time for a presidential holiday, which means snazzy uniforms and rows of shiny tin stuff on the chest, at your own risk of course - Kevlar backing might be better as the shiny bits make great aiming points. Not that anyone can actually shoot straight here.
Ah well..
Arthur
ReplyDeleteI'll check the President's schedule. If he survives.....
Sometimes the blog traffic is so quick, some postings get by under the radar. So this one. I'm glad I found it for two reasons. I'm always on the look out for a good story, of course. But it is kinda nice to see others developing projects vaguely similar to one's own, so I can pinch ideas, partly, but mainly as a species of affirmation.
ReplyDeleteOf course, being somewhat of the left wing (though not so much the left foot) persuasion, I shall be rooting (so to speak) for the People's Own Organization Of Freed Slaves [:-)]. I hear rumours that an associated Anarchist political outfit taking root (in a manner of speaking) in the more remote jungles of Ph'tang: Freedom Fighters Against All Government (FFAAG).
Archduke Piccolo
ReplyDeleteThis has already run and run - long may it do so!