More lancers galloping ashore from the troopships. |
An early Tinnish artillery shell passed (very closely!) over the Teutonian staff group - neatly parting the Kaiser's hair!
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The Teutons had 'borrowed' my scratchbodged gunboats. These sailed under Teutonian flags bearing names which translate as 'The Big Bottom' and 'The Large Gentleman's Sausage'....
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The Tinnish colonial troops soon rushed forward - here we see a detachment of Ghurkas about to seize some high ground.
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Alarmed by the sight of the Highland Brigade's advance, this unit of Teutonian Jagers was detailed to defend the railway halt. |
Coming soon - ace Tinnish reporter Melton Mowbray gives his view of the battle!
LMAO, this is just brilliant Tim. I had a big smile on my face all the way through this report. Well done! For some reason I kept thinking of 'Carry On Up The Khyber', I don't know why.
ReplyDeleteThe Carry On film was a serious historical documentary compared to this game.
DeleteShips names Schweinarsch and Grossherrenschwanz?
DeleteThat's not what Google Translate came up with but I'll go with your versions next time I'm printing flags.
DeleteSplendid armies, a cheery accompaniment to morning coffee.
ReplyDeleteGlad to have brightened your day Ross!
DeleteUtterly spiffing I say!
ReplyDeleteIt must be good if you're impressed!
DeleteI almost spat out my breakfast when reading "These sailed under Teutonian flags bearing names which translate as 'The Big Bottom' and 'The Large Gentleman's Sausage'...." ��
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I don't know what you mean!
DeleteGreat stuff- I can recognize some of the old Britain's stuff I had as a child... dunno where it all went though... :(
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Pete.
The good news is that now you can build similar armies using cheap plastic figures!
DeleteIt's tempting. Sadly I've no garden to game on... though the low cost is tempting....
DeleteI've only ever played one outdoor Funny Little Wars game. The others have been either on a table (as in this case) or on the floor. Go on......
DeleteBeware Pete - Because of Gentleman Tim I found myself trawling through lots of web sites yesterday (between work) looking at plastic soldiers! ;)
DeleteDon't blame me! It's easy to resist - you just need willpower. Oh, I can see the problem here....
DeleteI'll resist until I see a too good too miss deal then I'll be drawn in....
DeleteCheers,
Pete.