On Wednesday John treated us to a sci-fi game using some Star Trek figures he bought and painted only this year.
The brave lads (and lasses) of The Federation were to investigate an object which was upsetting the equilibrium of an M-class planet. I started at something of a disadvantage as I thought that an M-class was a
Mercedes SUV...
Anyway, back to the plot. Boldly going where no same man had gone before were the crew of the USS Illustrious, starring
Martin as Jim the Captain.
Tim as the serious bloke with the pointy ears.
Tom as 'third man on planet'. Sorry Tom.
Plus some non-Equity members who were mostly there to catch alien bullets and diseases.
Our other objective was to secure a TV series...
We had been told that the planet may have been occupied by some nasty space goblins so clearly a wary approach was required. Sadly Federation directives prevented us from just nuking the planet so Captain Jim decided to land a party of six crew members to investigate.
After beaming down we didn't have long to wait before the baddies appeared.
These were horrible mis-shapen alien beings. And Jerry and Graham's figures were pretty ugly too.
Back on the bridge calm reigned - I expect they were smoking some of those dilithium crystals again.
On the planet Captain Jim's plan was rapidly unravelling. Turns out that conducting what was effectively a heliborne assault onto a 'hot' LZ wasn't such a great idea.
The green horrors were present in some profusion! But we had a plan. The crew beamed down a grenade from the Transporter Room...
...ah well, we got one of them.
Captain Jim then ordered another party to beam down. Another fine mess ensued.
"we're under fire Jim, we canna tak much more..."
Shorn of the three man security detachment (the guys in red never last long), Spock, Jim and Nurse Chapel fled into the woods. Jim got it in the back en route. So I left him.
By now the ghastly green goblins had done for most of the rescue party. Only Doctor Bones survived. "it's worse than that, he's overacting Jim."
The goblins had a rather a tight grip on the objective...
..so I lobbed the last two grenades at it then flew off as the credits rolled.
So a not entirely successful pilot episode and no series contract.
But stay tuned for "Spock and the Space Goblins". I think it's the future of TV.