tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post4939311289368836279..comments2024-03-18T23:25:24.574+00:00Comments on Megablitz and more: President Fred clings on! Part 1 Tim Gowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00561988214539953646noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-16363216942756094192012-09-29T18:05:22.136+01:002012-09-29T18:05:22.136+01:00Archduke Piccolo
the People's Own? Splitters....Archduke Piccolo<br />the People's Own? Splitters.Tim Gowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00561988214539953646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-83650491309915636772012-09-29T18:03:52.851+01:002012-09-29T18:03:52.851+01:00Martin Rapier
That's your name down for Touris...Martin Rapier<br />That's your name down for Tourism Minister!Tim Gowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00561988214539953646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-42620840410025054892012-09-29T18:03:04.817+01:002012-09-29T18:03:04.817+01:00Stephen Thomas
And I've not even posted the ga...Stephen Thomas<br />And I've not even posted the game report yet!Tim Gowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00561988214539953646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-13253536224872840492012-09-29T05:27:26.962+01:002012-09-29T05:27:26.962+01:00Was that meant to be the People's Own Organiza...Was that meant to be the People's Own Organization For Socialism...? Just asking...Archduke Piccolohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533325665451889661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-26448913487117290112012-09-28T16:57:00.539+01:002012-09-28T16:57:00.539+01:00Meanwhile, back in the real world the heroic gueri...Meanwhile, back in the real world the heroic guerilla fighters of P.O.O.F. merely melt back into the countryside taking their weapons and all those supplies donated by the UN with them. <br /><br />The mad dictator can be left to rave in his cholera ridden capital filled with decomposing corpses and to contemplate the darkness in his soul.<br /><br /><br />Martin Rapierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16788664847205341619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-20068142651824640812012-09-28T12:32:55.247+01:002012-09-28T12:32:55.247+01:00A Terrible Tragedy.
Well a lotta de dust settlin,...A Terrible Tragedy.<br /><br />Well a lotta de dust settlin, not to mention de earf, an it time fo me to answer all de loyal fans wot bin askin “when we getting de true story about de fearful coo?”<br /><br />Well , natcherly de worl press getting it wrong, jus de way they getting everyting wrong about Ph’tang. Dey all upset on account o it being so unbearable seeing my humble self turning central Africa into de Utopian paradise, everyone hopin I getin de chop an provin de filthy inwendo in de discutin left wing press.<br /><br />In fac, de whole ting been a pussonal tragedy while showin dat de faith o de loyal subberjects in Ph’tang never bin stronger, all sorts o people queuing up to lay down de life in de great cause. Fust I hearing o de sitwation is where I getting a phone call f’om a pussonal frien informin me dat de leader of de Puffs, my good frien Martin Umbopu bin down de shops an buyin a box o de .45 ammunition. Dis alone not a cause fo concern but when dis frien tellin me he heard where Martin bin makin de wills, seein lawyers, givin away de shrunk head collection, an sim’lar, it occurin to me dat Martin havin some pussonal problems.<br /><br />In consequence I poppin into de nearest vehicle, wot happen to be de famous Chieftain tank, an I setting off in top gear. Lotta other tanks following me by mistake on account o everyone thinking it some kine o initiative test. Anyway, I pullin up outside o Martins place , an burstin into de room, an wot I see but Martin wid de han’tooled Webberley in de mouf.<br />“What you doin you mad bugger?” I cryin out. <br />“I endin it all”shoutin Martin. “I bin havin it away wid dat big bird wot work on de chip counter at Mcdonalds. Wot kind o behavior you callin dat for a political leader?”<br />“It jus a human weakness, darling Martin” I yelling, “I forgive you on de spot.”<br />But too late! Befor I able to stop him, dis close pussonal frien shootin hisself in de mouf six times!<br /><br />An believing a coo to be under way, de fanatical loyal followers all rushin out onto de road to save de beloved president f’om whoever doin de shootin. When de equally loyal tank crews see all dese people runnin about waving de ordnance, dey natcherly opening up wid all available armament.<br /><br />It takin three days to sort out de confusion, durin which time de entire Puff party gittin accidentally wiped out, also buried quick on account o de flies etcetera. De great tragedy is no one being lef to tell de tale, one or two o de wounded proppin themselves up when they see me commin, but befo dey able to speak, de accidental ricochets whangin off de trees an blowin de backs o de bonces out.<br /><br />We gonna institute a day o “National Mourning” fo de tragedy, soon as de accidental shootin easin up a bit.<br /><br />Pres Fred.Stephen Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15868582245203627701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-70411960596639097432012-09-28T08:13:52.199+01:002012-09-28T08:13:52.199+01:00Mad Padre
That certainly sounds like Fred. Especi...Mad Padre<br />That certainly sounds like Fred. Especially the bit about cash.Tim Gowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00561988214539953646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-5432485974313394812012-09-28T04:14:56.837+01:002012-09-28T04:14:56.837+01:00I am pretty sure I saw Pres. Fred on Telly speakin...I am pretty sure I saw Pres. Fred on Telly speaking at the UN yesterday. Something about western imperialists and please send cash.. :). Mad Padrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00410143683610813671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-60815704819093879152012-09-27T22:30:38.870+01:002012-09-27T22:30:38.870+01:00Trebian
Fred had quite an easy time of it - unlike...Trebian<br />Fred had quite an easy time of it - unlike his two previous outings this one didn't produce any assassination attempts....Tim Gowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00561988214539953646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-19010212289701751722012-09-27T21:21:32.191+01:002012-09-27T21:21:32.191+01:00The spirit of President Jog-Jog lives on.
The spirit of President Jog-Jog lives on.<br />Trebianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02221916804339000102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-78384013359795429582012-09-27T19:44:44.927+01:002012-09-27T19:44:44.927+01:00Wg Cdr Luddite
I did have a longer description, bu...Wg Cdr Luddite<br />I did have a longer description, but after I'd deleted all the really offensive words there wasn't much left...Tim Gowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00561988214539953646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7152572458899289416.post-63956002722371992882012-09-27T18:50:17.860+01:002012-09-27T18:50:17.860+01:00"rather sinister", best description of m..."rather sinister", best description of me ever.<br /><br />Wg Cdr Ludditehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01019798605352210839noreply@blogger.com